My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana"
Rose wrote:
Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain
Dorothy wrote:
Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal
Rose wrote:
Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia wrote:
Excuse me Rose, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.
Dorothy wrote:
Hi, ma. Where are you going?
Sophia wrote:
To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water
Blanche wrote:
I treat my body like a temple
Sophia wrote:
Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:34 am
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Sophia: I need the money for my old age.
Dorothy: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore
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Rose: Oh, Blanche, if your 21st birthday was 20 years ago, you'd only be 41 years old!
Blanche: That's right.
Rose: Gee, you look terrible for your age
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Sophia: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?
Dorothy: Ma, what is your sexual problem?
Sophia: I'm not getting any
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